Songs to sing along the cruise :-
The most common version:
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.
Mr. Bean in Bean variated the lyrics while drunk:
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Row, row, row your boat
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Gently down the stream.
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If you see a crocodile,
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Don’t forget to scream.
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Argh!
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Don Music from Sesame Street:
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Drive, drive, drive your car,
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Gently down the street.
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Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
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Life is but a treat.
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Lt. George in Blackadder Goes Forth
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Row, row, row your boat
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Gently down the stream
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Belts off, Trousers down,
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Isn’t life a scream.
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HEY!
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King Friday XIII‘s version as shown on Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood:
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Propel, propel, propel your craft,
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Unforcefully down the liquid solution.
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Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
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Existence is merely an illusion.
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an extended version:
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Row, row, row the boat
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Gently down the stream
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Merrily merrily merrily merrily
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Life is but a dream
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Row, row, row the boat
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Gently down the stream
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If you see a waterfall
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Don’t forget to scream
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Row, row, row the boat
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Gently down the river
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If you see a polar bear
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Don’t forget to shiver
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Row, row, row the boat
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Gently to the shore
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If you see a lion
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Don’t forget to roar
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Row, row, row the boat
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Gently in the bath
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If you see a spider
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Don’t forget to laugh
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Row, row, row the boat
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Gently as can be
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Cause if you’re not careful
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You’ll fall into the sea!
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Row, row, row your boat
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Gently down the lake
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Don’t stand up and rock the boat
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That’s a big mistake!
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Row, row, row the boat
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Gently down the stream
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Throw your teachers overboard
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And listen to them scream!
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Rock, rock, rock your boat
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Gently to and fro
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Watch out, give a shout,
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Into the water you go!
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Row, row, row your boat,
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Gently down the stream. (or Underneath the stream.)
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Ha! Ha! Fool’d ya all!
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I’m a submarine.
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Row, row, row your boat,
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Gently down the brook.
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If you catch a little fish,
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Let it off the hook.
Last modified on April 27, 2010